MARRIAGE IN IGBO LAND

MARRIAGE IN IGBO LAND





The inspiration for this piece came from my friend Emeka and his
long-time bride-in-waiting Ngozi (not their real names) who have been
planning to get married for some time now.

Emeka lives in the UK and hasn't been to Nigeria in a long while, and
so he wanted to find out from me how much weddings (traditional and
white) cost these days in Nigeria. Obviously he wanted me to share some
of
my July 2005 experiences with him.

As a long time friend, I obliged him and started by telling him that
wedding costs will vary amongst Nigeria's many tribes, and that it was
an
entirely different matter in Igbo land, a special case if you like,
being that Igbo native customs and traditions make traditional weddings
and the associated events seem like a haggling affair in a typical Nkwo
Nnewi motor parts shop.

The impression one normally gets was that the bride-to-be was being
sold, hence many eligible brothers now walk down the aisle later than
they
would have wished, as time is usually required for the brother to get
his act together, graduate from university (at the mercy of striking
lecturers), get a job (at the mercy of banks, telecom and oil
companies),
build a house in the village (depending on the part of Igbo land the
brother is from, and also on his socio-economic background).

Emeka however insisted that I give him a rough estimate which I
eventually obliged him. On hearing this he screamed out aloud, I
thought he
was having a heart attack. I however reassured him that he didn't have
to
spend that much, after all if those artisans, farmers and low income
earners in Nigeria can do it, then he too could since he was living in
the UK and acquiring the almighty pounds. I reminded him that he
shouldn't forget the saying about people cutting their coat according
to their
clothes (not their size) when it comes to weddings.

We engaged each other in a lengthy banter over the double standards in
most Igbo towns and villages, where it seems that different rules are
applied in marriage matters to potential suitors, one set of rules (the
flexible one) for the home-based and another (the more expensive one)
for the akata suitor.

Emeka was troubled because he and his bride-to-be are Igbo, he is
neither a 419er or a fraudster and earns his money the hard way doing
you
know what in the UK, and so he just couldn't understand why he should
spend all that money, (savings from months if not years of sweat) in
what
he termed a 'ritualistic wedding ceremony'.

When he called me again a few days later, I knew that trouble was
brewing, and that probably our conversations may have stirred up some
troubles in his household, or should I say his heart.

'I think I know what I'm gonna do', Emeka said, in his fake Britico
accent

'What then'? I enquired

'I will simply go to Nigeria, and meet my in-laws, if they won't come
down to my level and accept me the way I am, then I will call the
marriage off'.

'It's not that simple as you think, also the matter is beyond your
in-laws, it is an umunna (kindred) matter'.

'To hell with umunna', he retorted. 'I don't care about them'

'Anyway, take it easy', I cautioned. 'I understand your frustration
but if you love your woman, you can't simply walk away because of the
demands of tradition, no matter how expensive they are. 'And how does
Ngozi feel about this whole matter'? I enquired

'She feels sad but there is really nothing she can do. Anyway, we may
just have to postpone the wedding' Emeka said.

'That's not a good idea, anything can happen, you never know' I
pleaded.

'But that is not to say that I should pay through my nose because I
want to marry' he replied. 'You live in this country and you know how
hard
life here is'.

'No one is forcing you to marry' I almost told him, but felt that he
wouldn't find it funny.

'Well, what more can I say, pray about it'? I finally advised him.

'Unless my in-laws will be willing to accept credit card for the dowry
and other expenses'.

When he said this, I burst out laughing; he joined me in the laughter
as well.

Afterwards, I told Emeka what a brilliant idea it was and how it would
actually make life easier for brothers and sisters living abroad who
are used to the buy-now-pay-later arrangements, if potential in-laws
can
be made to accept credit cards for dowry and other bridal expenses. But
at the same time, I knew that the idea will never fly in Nigeria, why?

Many suitors and potential sons-in-law may end up marrying people's
daughters with fake or stolen credit cards, a situation that may lead
to
the in-laws sending 'repo' men after them to repossess their daughters,
as they would normally cars, houses and other items purchased on credit
with default payments.

Back to Emeka and Ngozi, they should have been getting married this
Christmas (2005), but have since postponed the date indefinitely for
economic reasons.

Emeka is not alone though, this issue currently affects many young
eligible Igbo men, the women are also not spared because they won't
leave
their parents' homes until they are well into their late 20s and 30s,
maybe it is time for our elders to re-visit some of our customs and
traditions to see how today's singletons can be encouraged, and not
discouraged from saying I do. The attached list below is just an
example of a
typical traditional marriage list in Igbo land; the list though may
vary
from village to village.


MARRIAGE LIST IN IGBOLAND

1. Ego maternity---------N1, 000.

2. Body cream; lux soap; big towel-------1 each

3. Ego ogo cherem---------N50, 000.

4. Yams-20; Eju (snails) -20; Okporoko (stockfish) -1; big tray-1

FOR IHE NGWA EFERE

1. YAMS---------------40PIECES

2. Okporoko (stockfish) -----2

3. Ukwu anu ewu (goat leg) ---------2

4. Morning rose powder-------24

5. Pomade-----------20

6. Sugar---------10packets

7. Ovaltine--------2big size

8. Bar soap--------1 carton

9. Tablet soap--------1 carton

10. Tin milk --------1 carton

11. Bread----------24 loaves

12. Salt-----------2 bags

13. Rice-------1bag

14. Tomatoes Tin--------1 carton

15. Red (palm) oil---------1 tin

16. Groundnut oil----------1 rubber

17. Kerosene------------1 tin

18. Maltina Drink---------2 cartons

19. Soft drink-------6 crates

20. Onions--------------40 bulbs

21. Ego ala abo (cash) ------N10, 000

22. Ego nfotu ite (cash) -------N1, 000.

23. Big basin----------2

24. Big umbrella-----2

25. Piece George--------2

26. Hollandis--------2

27. Blouse-------2

28. Head ties---------2

29. Wrist watch--------1

30. Shoes--------2pairs

31. Big Box--------1

32. Lamp-------1

33. Hand bag---------1

34. Nigerian wax-------1piece

35. Gold necklace and ear-ring-------1 piece

MARRIAGE LIST FOR UMUADA (ALL KINDRED DAUGHTERS)

SECTION A------SMALL WINE

1. 8 Kola nuts or cost price

2. 8 Gallons of palm wine or cash equivalent

3. 8 Heads of tobacco with potash

4. 1 Goat for umunna

5. 2 crates of minerals

6. 1 carton of maltina

7. 2 cartons of star beer

8. 1 carton of Guinness small stout

9. 8 packets of Benson and Hedges

10. 2 bottles of Ground snuff

11. Lump sum (ogwe ego) ---------N2,000

12. 2 bottles of seaman's schnapps (Millennium Brand)

SECTION B NMANYA UKWU (BIG WINE)

1.16 Kola nuts or Cash equivalent

2.20 Gallons of palm wine or cash equivalent

3. 2 Crates of minerals

4. 2 Cartons of maltina

5. 2 cartons of Guinness small stout

6.10 cartons of star Beer

7. One roll of Benson and Hedges

8.12 Heads of Tobacco with potash

9. 4 Bottles of seaman's schnapps (millennium brand)

10. 4 Bottles of Ground Snuff

11. "Ego Ala Ezi"-----------N1, 500

12. Officers money -----------N1, 000

SECTION C OPENING OF GATE

1. 32 Kola nuts or cost price (CP)

2.30 Gallons of palm wine or CP

3. 2 Crates of minerals

4. 2 cartons of maltina

5. 2 cartons of Guinness small stout

6. 10 crates of star beer

7. 2 rolls of Benson and Hedges

8. 32 Heads of tobacco with potash

9. 4 bottles of seaman's schnapps (millennium brand)

10. "Umunna Ahuna Ego"-------------N1, 500

11. Toasting of wine (Ncha kishi udu) -------------N1, 000

12. 1 bottle of seaman's schnapps + N500 for Onye Eze (village chief)

13. "Ego Umuama" ---------N1, 000

14. "Ogwe Ego" (Lump sum) --------N1, 500

15. "Ego mpatu Anya"(Jealousy money) ------N1, 200

16. "Ikpo Onu Aku Nwanyi" (BRIDE PRICE) --------? (negotiable)